Sunday, March 14, 2010

This Single Girl's Sleep

This is what I look like when I blog.  Glamorous, right?

All of you mothers out there think we single girls sleep blissfully and wake-up ready to take on the world. I, unfortunately, do not.  I tossed, turned, woke-up three times, reprogrammed the clock, ate a cracker, took some Aleve, stared into the dark night and prayed for random people who popped into my head.  I wanted to wake-up this morning just to end the misery that was last night's sleep. 

Next time this happens (most likely tonight), I should put on my slippers and march over to someone's house with a newborn. No need for both of us to be awake. 

I have to go spackle now so I don't scare fellow churchgoers.

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