If you truly want to see into the Simply Fabulous Single life, eavesdrop on this conversation:
Me: I'm done. Really. I have come to grips with the fact that he's just not that into me.
Best Friend: Oh no, girl. Do not shut him down. I will not let you shut him down.
Me: You are going to have to work fast because I am almost there.
Best Friend: Girl, you need to be open. Drink your Frappucino, take a deep breath and be open with the
next single guy you see. Practice.
Me: OPEN?! Girl - I have been as open as a 7 Eleven. I don't get much more open.
Best Friend: To me, it sounds like you are "CLOSED FOR BITTERNESS."
Me: NO YOU DID NOT.
Best Friend: YES I DID.
Me: I have to go.
Best Friend: STAY OPEN
Me: Good bye.
I mean, really. I can see why she keeps me around as her token single friend - I offer her scintillating conversation. Over and out.